Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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pee

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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