- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What is white and long? A New York winter

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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