How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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My mum is called Steve

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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