- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

This is not a joke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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