two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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