Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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ecks! why zee?

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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wael.. nuff said

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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