- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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I like the color potato.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What the hell are you doing?

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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