- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

69 is a number not a sex poshion

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