- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

your life

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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