Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Jesus wept.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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