Itookasipasoda

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Your mother is so fat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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