- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

equality for women

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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