- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

A horse walked into a barn...

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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