- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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