How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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equality for women

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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