Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Hi Adam,

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Libraries.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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thumbs up!

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