why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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The Colts this year.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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