Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Politics.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Animal

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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