What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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