- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Nice legs....What time do they open?

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

A horse walked into a barn...

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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