A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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