hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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