I can see you under there. Under what?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Miami Heat.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Anti Joke

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