i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Yo Mamma

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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YOLO

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