How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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