Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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womens sports...

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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