- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Politics.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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