- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Your mother is so fat.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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