Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Asian NASCAR.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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