Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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woman's rights

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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