- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What's blue? The sky.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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