- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't get it

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Joesph Triphook.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Where's the soap?

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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