what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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F? No k

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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This is a joke.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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