What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Where's my tractor?

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Your so gay, that you like men!

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Good job, son.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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