What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

why did the zebra cross the road?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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