- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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