why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Matt is a Duster!

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Anti Joke

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