What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the old man say? Im old

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

 

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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