What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Latvia isn't a joke

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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