800 people died last year. end of story

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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