what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Small Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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