Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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don't read this

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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where is the world?

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Y u do dis?

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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