- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

This is funny.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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