- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

my wife out of the kitchen

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??