- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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