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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

ok

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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