Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

woman's rights

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

boner

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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