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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

just in time?

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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