Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Michael Brown

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What did the fish say after he

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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My Butthole.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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