i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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