- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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