- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Once, I went to Peru.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

The word "Walter" is never funny.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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