- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Yanter, Look it up

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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