Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Do you play piano? No

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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