what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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