- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like the color potato.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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