- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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