- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Guess who is violent. Osama

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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