- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

2+2= 478

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

i like pie

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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