What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Chikin nuggets

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Christians

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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The economy.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Knock knock

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