what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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you.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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