What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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knock knock. no one's home..

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Politics.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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