A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Womens rights

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thumbs up!

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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your mom

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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