your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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