Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Christians

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Knock knock

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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