Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Womens rights

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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